Professor Obama spends the first several weeks of class delivering titillating lectures on what students can expect from the class. The kids get pumped. He convinces school officials to issue a multi-million dollar bond to equip all classrooms with solar-powered teleprompters and provide all students with “yes we can” T-shirts.
Dr. O brings in czars to determine which students are bright and which ones aren’t. (No one checks to see if O really has a PhD because he talks so eloquently... and he’s so cool.)
The bright students are assigned to tutor the other students while Dr. O sits up front planning a lavish Halloween party for the czars.
When parents complain that their students have made no academic progress, Dr. O blames the students’ past teachers. The parents calm down when O introduces them to his buddy, George Clooney.
Everyone in the class receives an A. Those students who had never before received an A occupy the principal’s office to demand renewal of Dr. O’s contract for next year.
Years later, the students of Kikthekan High hold their reunion under a bridge manufactured in China.
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