How Professor Obama would run a classroom

Professor Obama spends the first several weeks of class delivering titillating lectures on what students can expect from the class. The kids get pumped. He convinces school officials to issue a multi-million dollar bond to equip all classrooms with solar-powered teleprompters and provide all students with “yes we can” T-shirts.

Dr. O brings in czars to determine which students are bright and which ones aren’t. (No one checks to see if O really has a PhD because he talks so eloquently... and he’s so cool.)

The bright students are assigned to tutor the other students while Dr. O sits up front planning a lavish Halloween party for the czars.

When parents complain that their students have made no academic progress, Dr. O blames the students’ past teachers. The parents calm down when O introduces them to his buddy, George Clooney.

Everyone in the class receives an A. Those students who had never before received an A occupy the principal’s office to demand renewal of Dr. O’s contract for next year.

Years later, the students of Kikthekan High hold their reunion under a bridge manufactured in China.

ABO

What could Obama followers be thinking? Do they not see the screaming peril of our massive national debt?

No one in their right mind would run their household the way the Democrats have been running this country for the past five years that they’ve been in power. Dave Thomas, CEO of Equitas Capital Advisors, came up with a clever way to explain the situation in terms a fifth grader can understand.

Here is the federal budget for 2011:
Federal revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
Federal spending: $3,820,000,000,000
New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
National debt: $14,271,000,000,000

Few people can relate to these trillions of dollars, so let's remove eight zeros from these numbers and pretend this is a household budget:
Total annual family income: $21,700
Amount of money the family spent: $38,200
Amount of new debt added to the credit card: $16,500
Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710

We can begin to reverse this insanity in November. Vote out the Democrats, starting at the top. Anyone but Obama.

One picture sums up 2011 for Dems