I spend little time in the kitchen , so if I offer a recipe, you know it’s going to be delicious, nutritious and easy.
Recipe for frozen grapes
Ingredients: red seedless grapes
Preparation: place in sandwich bags for individual servings; freeze.
Warning: Grapes can pose a choking hazard for children ages 3 and under. Eating more than 75 grapes at one sitting may cause nausea, diarrhea, constipation and swelling of the thighs and buttocks. Do not insert grapes in your nose as this can cause sudden drop in blood pressure, runny nose, shortness of breath and decrease in semen. Placing more than 10 grapes in your mouth at once may cause you to talk like Barney Frank. Not following these directions can cause thoughts of suicide, hearing voices, projectile vomiting, stomach bleeding and an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Eating grapes alone can cause paranoia, infections of the nervous system and skin reactions. Avoid driving or operating heavy equipment while eating frozen grapes. See your doctor if you get a brain freeze or dryness of mouth. Grapes do not provide protection from STDs or homicidal tendencies.
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